Cockney vs Zombies (2012)

Cockney vs Zombies (2012)

Cockney vs Zombies (2012)

Film two of #Junesploitation and this wasn’t my first choice but I think Sean of the Dead would have been way too obvious.

Though this did have a similar scene to the pub scene and the guts being picked out of the belly of a character.

Loved the vulture right at the start, let you know the level of seriousness this was going to be taken at, though the title should have been enough.

Geezers, a heist, knees up, guns, and high-speed zimmer frame exploits, this had it all, even Chas and Dave.

It even had a few Carry On moments harking back to the time most of the older actors were making most of their work.

Full of Cockney stalwarts and British up and coming, I really hope everyone was having as much fun as they seemed to.

As would be expected with a film like this the effects weren’t top notch but were good enough to carry the film all the way through.

A laugh from start to end if you’re able to go into it looking for an hour and a half of fun as that’s all this was, a nice little escape.


Cockneys vs Zombies | August 2, 2013 (United States) 5.9
Director: Matthias HoeneSummary:

Watch Me When I Kill (1977)

Watch Me When I Kill (1977)

Watch Me When I Kill (1977)

This is my first watch in this year’s Junesploitation extravaganza!

A lot of face action going on in this twisty post-war Italian thriller, lot’s of close ups of actors emoting loudly toward the camera.

Pretty standard thriller with a couple of juicy red herrings to throw you off the trail.

Absolutely loved the taxi driver and main character shooting off in a taxi from the scene of a crime rather than staying and helping the police but then there wouldn’t have been much of a film if they hadn’t.

The Tango during the opening credits!

It wasn’t a straightforward film, especially with some of the subtitling, but it was an OK enough watch especially for a schlock film from the 70s, and those clothes brought back nightmares!

Couldn’t link the film to the title though, there was no ‘Peeping Tom’ vibe at all.

Showed Italy as a bit of a dump, all greys and muted tones, even the clothes were muted.

Another of those abrupt as hell endings which left a lot in the air really.

 


Watch Me When I Kill | September 3, 1982 (United States) 5.9
Director: Antonio BidoSummary:

Junesploitation! 2025

Fire and Ice, Darkwolf

Fire and Ice, Darkwolf

This is the first time I’ve heard of #Junesploitation, but this is one of the really good things about Bluesky, I’ve seen so many different things since not being beholden to the almighty algorithm.

This has been running for twelve years now, hosted by F This Movie! who give a daily prompt list of film genres to choose from and you watch a movie that is suggested to you by that prompt.

The #Junespolitation Primer is here (and I’ve added it below) with a long list of prompts, I’ll be adding my list of films below and linking to any little reviews I end up doing.

I’ve got a film in mind for tonight and will fill out the list as I can over the next couple of days.

June 3 – David Carradine!
June 4 – Blaxploitation!
June 5 – Magic!
June 6 – Giallo!
June 7 – Kung Fu!
June 8 – Heists!
June 9 – Free Space!
June 10 – Jess Franco!
June 11 – ‘90s Action!
June 12 – Cartoons!
June 13 – Friday the 13th!
June 14 – Free Space!
June 15 – Revenge!
June 16 – ‘80s Comedy!
June 17 – Fulci!
June 18 – Rock and Roll!
June 19 – Free Space!
June 21 – Westerns!
June 22 – Teenagers!
June 23 – New World Pictures!
June 24 – Hong Kong Action!
June 26 – Eurosploitation! (Any European exploitation/sleaze)
June 27 – Free Space!
June 28 – Cannon!
June 29 – ‘80s Action!
June 30 – Italian Horror!

Double Feature

Double Feature

Double Feature

Inspired by the opening song from last night’s film I’m going to go on a film marathon watching all these classic movies.

  • The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
  • Flash Gordon (1936)
  • The Invisible Man (1933)
  • King Kong (1933)
  • It Came from Outer Space (1953)
  • Doctor X (1932)
  • Forbidden Planet (1956)
  • Tarantula (1955)
  • Day of the Triffids (1963)
  • Curse of the Demon (1957)
  • When Worlds Collide (1951)

Some of these I’ve got on DVD somewhere in the depths of our cupboards and a lot of these are on some streaming services.

So Many Films…

So Many Films...

So Many Films…

The modern era of streaming has given us so much choice, so many good films and television from all around the world. There isn’t a minute of the day when we can’t watch practically anything that we want, if it’s not on a streaming service it can be bought to watch digitally over the Internet.

Though this is brilliant for me there is a downside, too much choice, way too much choice. I’m crippled by analysis paralysis, skipping through all the services and not stopping on anything as the next choice may be better!

That’s one reason that I’ve started this part of the blog, to give me a bit of a focus and to try and encourage me to make that choice, but I’ve let it all fall by the wayside a bit, so I’m relaunching my TV and Film watching and reviewing alongside some album reviews. I’ll be updating all the lists over the next couple of days and may just rewatch some favourites to get the reviews started again.

One of the things I’ve done to help that is to make lists, lots of lists, I like lists, it also means I can use a random number generator to choose a film from the list and just go and watch that.

I’m also going to be running polls on Bluesky for people to vote on to help me decide as well, I always like getting recommends or even just people’s views on the four films I’ll put up for voting on.

Another app I’m going to use to try and relieve the pressure of choice is Reelgood which has a randomiser at the bottom of the main page throwing up a random choice based on the services you’ve entered.

Hopefully these methods should encourage me to watch more TV and film and will mean I have more to write about.

Film, Music, TV, and Me

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

I was originally just going to write about science fiction, horror, and fantasy film and television but after consideration I’ve decided to look at all films and television and include music to review as a lot of my life revolves around these three.

I’ve been thinking about doing something like this for a while as I’ve been a huge science fiction, fantasy, and horror fan since as far back as I can remember but never really got around to settling on a format until I decided to just up and write a blog.

I still remember lying in a bed at my Nana’s house watching all the old films and TV, including Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948), and all the other old classics with Vincent Price, Bela Lugosi, and others which I always thought were in black and white but as I got older realised it was the telly that was b&w and some were in colour.

Then there came my Doctor, Jon Pertwee, and all those other weird 70s television shows that you weren’t quite sure of what was going on like Children of the Stones (1977).

1977 came and Star Wars: A New Hope burst on to the scene turning this niche genre mainstream, this was quickly followed by Alien (1979) still one of the best sci-fi/horror films made.

Whilst this mainstreaming of science fiction was going on horror got a makeover from the creepy but kitsch films of an earlier era to more mature genre, The Exorcist (1973) saw a good story with mainstream actors and well-developed effect for the time, this was quickly followed by one of the first mainstream slasher horror films, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) and this saw an explosion of what was termed as video nasties.

In fantasy, the 50s/60s saw a raft of fantasy films including those by, or influenced by, Ray Harryhausen, but the 70s were a bit barren. Some good comedy films by The Monty Python squad, but the 80s saw a massive surge with films like Legend (1985) and Willow (1988) which were solid sword and sorcery adventure fantasies but the 80s also surprised us with the ever fun Big Trouble in Little China (1986) and the hilarious codpiece Labyrinth (1986).

And from the 90s on there were just a great selection of well-made genre films and television series that we were spoilt for choice.

I want to explore these old and favourite films and television series and write some reviews which I had never thought about doing at the time.

I also want to explore the new as they arrive and the old and unusual as I find them and will be going to the cinema far more often than I have in the past few years.

So watch out for small but honest reviews, occasional watch throughs of t.v. series and other genre content

Almost as strong as my love of good film (good is definitely a relative term here 😉) is my love of music.

Initially just loving all the golden oldies than my Nan played I developed a real taste for music with energy, especially in the mid-70s onward. Punk, New Wave, Rock, Metal, and much more was tempered by a growing taste for indie bands, singer song writer, jazz, blues, and classical.

This has developed into a really catholic taste, willing to give anything a listen, not discounting genres just finding bands/musicians that are to my taste or not.

So to go along with the Film and TV reviews there’s going to be chat about music as well.

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