Bamboo Gods and Iron Men (1973)

Bamboo Gods and Iron Men (1973)

Bamboo Gods and Iron Men (1973)

Day four of #Junesploitation and it’s Blaxploitation time with a little bit of martial arts and I love a good 70s martial arts film, this wasn’t a good 70s martial arts film…

The opening credits made me think I was in for a bit of treat, a funky soundtrack over a kung-fu montage is just the perfect opener, especially if it includes a bald bloke head butting a load of breeze blocks.

But unfortunately this was the high point of the whole film.

This really feels like it was jumping on the bandwagon of martial art films that were beginning to make a mark on Western cinema and especially Bruce Lee films and this had certain tropes that were similar to Enter the Dragon but my god could two films be so different!

Pace was way off with another terrible script where there was no real feel of where the film was going, the first third felt like a serious crime caper with a possible world threat, then it sort of descended into a bit of a farce, with a Clouseau type character as the police officer investigating the case in Manila.

The fight sequences and choreography were lacking so much.

So much, it was actually quite painful to watch the mugging of the actors as they were going through the paces and fumbling everything, again I’m comparing this to other films of the time which did it so well.

I think this was my least enjoyed of the four I’ve watched so far, made a bit worse by the obvious black-face right at the end with big grins.


Bamboo Gods and Iron Men | January 1974 (United States) 4.7
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Q: The Winged Serpent (1982)

Q: The Winged Serpent

Q: The Winged Serpent

Day three of #Junesploitation and today it had to be a film that had David Carradine in it, again I could have gone with a couple of the obvious ones including Death Race 2000, but went with this one instead as it had Richard Roundtree in it as well.

The winged terror over New York turns out to be Quetzalcōātl as imagined by Victorian palaeontologists stopping by Jim Henson for some advice, it was terrible rather than terrifying.

Carradine had a small and disjointed role in this and never seemed comfortable or in a flow until he was all dressed in black with a gun in his hand.

This really wasn’t helped by an awful script that was totally unsure of where it wanted to go and was so stilted it felt like a school production.

Richard Roundtree got to play an asshole cop with a massive attitude and a story arc that was appropriate for the role.

The end section with the beast was very reminiscent of the King Kong Empire State ending though with the viewer having very little sympathy for the beast.

Got to say that I’m enjoying this ‘challenge’ as it’s letting me watch films I would never have thought to put on without it, tonight’s film is going to be ‘Bamboo Gods and Iron Men’ blacksploitation and kung fu all in one package!


Q: The Winged Serpent | October 29, 1982 (United States) 6
Director: Larry CohenWriter: Larry CohenSummary:

Watch Me When I Kill (1977)

Watch Me When I Kill (1977)

Watch Me When I Kill (1977)

This is my first watch in this year’s Junesploitation extravaganza!

A lot of face action going on in this twisty post-war Italian thriller, lot’s of close ups of actors emoting loudly toward the camera.

Pretty standard thriller with a couple of juicy red herrings to throw you off the trail.

Absolutely loved the taxi driver and main character shooting off in a taxi from the scene of a crime rather than staying and helping the police but then there wouldn’t have been much of a film if they hadn’t.

The Tango during the opening credits!

It wasn’t a straightforward film, especially with some of the subtitling, but it was an OK enough watch especially for a schlock film from the 70s, and those clothes brought back nightmares!

Couldn’t link the film to the title though, there was no ‘Peeping Tom’ vibe at all.

Showed Italy as a bit of a dump, all greys and muted tones, even the clothes were muted.

Another of those abrupt as hell endings which left a lot in the air really.

 


Watch Me When I Kill | September 3, 1982 (United States) 5.9
Director: Antonio BidoSummary: