The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

Day five of #Junesploitation was the hardest choice for me so far, Magic, a really broad subject that takes so much into it, so I chose to go for an evil nemesis magic user to narrow it down a bit.

I was going to go with Conan the Barbarian from the same year as this but one of the things I decided to do with this challenge is have a bit of fun and only watch films I’ve never watched before.

Now sort of wishing I’d gone with Conan, this is  another film where the script got the better of no one and the actors came from the apathetic school of acting.

Also trades description or what as it was so Sorcerer light that he may as well as not have been in it an it wouldn’t have made much difference to the plot.

Wooden acting, stilted fight scenes that sometimes went on for far too long, cardboard sets, and shoddy physical effects all gave this a really thrown together feel.

The story line outside of banished royalty feels so similar to Conan, especially the long, long introduction to Talon as an adult regaling us with all his exploits which sounded eerily similar to Conan’s that I’m sure they were writing a Conan film and couldn’t get the rights to the name so changed some of the plot points to cover it.

And the biggest weird part of the film for me is I thought Talon was the eldest heir to the throne and that Alana was his younger sister, eeew.

Overall another just perfect for my current streak in Junesploitation.


The Sword and the Sorcerer | April 30, 1982 (United States) 5.5
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Bamboo Gods and Iron Men (1973)

Bamboo Gods and Iron Men (1973)

Bamboo Gods and Iron Men (1973)

Day four of #Junesploitation and it’s Blaxploitation time with a little bit of martial arts and I love a good 70s martial arts film, this wasn’t a good 70s martial arts film…

The opening credits made me think I was in for a bit of treat, a funky soundtrack over a kung-fu montage is just the perfect opener, especially if it includes a bald bloke head butting a load of breeze blocks.

But unfortunately this was the high point of the whole film.

This really feels like it was jumping on the bandwagon of martial art films that were beginning to make a mark on Western cinema and especially Bruce Lee films and this had certain tropes that were similar to Enter the Dragon but my god could two films be so different!

Pace was way off with another terrible script where there was no real feel of where the film was going, the first third felt like a serious crime caper with a possible world threat, then it sort of descended into a bit of a farce, with a Clouseau type character as the police officer investigating the case in Manila.

The fight sequences and choreography were lacking so much.

So much, it was actually quite painful to watch the mugging of the actors as they were going through the paces and fumbling everything, again I’m comparing this to other films of the time which did it so well.

I think this was my least enjoyed of the four I’ve watched so far, made a bit worse by the obvious black-face right at the end with big grins.


Bamboo Gods and Iron Men | January 1974 (United States) 4.7
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Andie Holman – Author Q&A

Andie Holdman - Author Q&A

Andie Holdman – Author Q&A

Raised by pirates, Andie believed faeries lived in the snapdragons. She’s loved fantasy stories forever, and left her thirty-year career in natural medicine to research climate change, creating the world-building in her magical eco romantasy series, The Laughter of the Sun.

Beginning with The Mermaid’s Wrath then The Sorrow of Bees, and The Unbearable Melt releasing this summer.

Many places have been home: Bermuda, West Virginia, England, Colorado, and now, a small sliver of Canada, nestled in the Pacific, where she lives with her husband and menagerie of animals.

Years ago, she wrote Love Your Scar, a non-fiction, self-help guide to freeing restrictive tissue. It will seem out of place, another world, another time, compared to her current writing.

Andie can be found at:
Website: andieholman.com
Bluesky: @authorandie.bsky.social
Instagram: @author_andie_holman

The Mermaid's Wrath

The Mermaid’s Wrath

Tell me what inspired you to write your (debut) novel?

I stumbled on an article about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, and how it’s the size of Texas. Nah. Impossible. I kept digging and the more I read, the more upset I became. I shared my findings and received a lukewarm shrug. People didn’t care. It was far away, didn’t impact them, and they were helpless to control it. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, and wanted to reach people with the information, but how to deliver it without turning people off? I needed an inside view, the perspective of someone living in it. Thus, Jelly the warrior mermaid was born, desperate to tackle plastic pollution.

What came first the characters or the world?

The world. My world-building is based on current climate science, so I research our planet and where it’s struggling, incorporating that into the fantasy stories. I add strange and fun facts about animals in different settings, and all the animals can talk.

How long did it take to write?

I wrote it three times in full, 400 pages each time. The first draft was too steamy, and although my editor at the time liked it, I didn’t feel it was heavy enough on the environment. A new editor ripped draft two to pieces, and I learned a lot about writing, devouring “How to Write” books, how to outline, and the nuances of character tension. He was pleased with draft three, and that’s the current novel. All in? A year? Books 2 & 3 have flowed much faster.

What kind of reactions have you had to your book?

Most people find it refreshing, unusual, and timely. One person called it “eco-romantasy,” the first of its kind, and mostly, it surprises people because it’s based on truth mixed with a magical journey. I’ve had some negative reviews regarding the romantasy. It’s either too steamy or not hot enough. Can’t please them all. I add the romance sub plot to give my characters depth and emotional struggles we all can appreciate.

What’s the favourite reaction you’ve had to your book?

My favorite is when people write to me and tell me how they’ve changed their lives, using less plastic, being more aware of their habits. People have signed up for pollinator courses after reading book two, and that brings me such joy.

What can you tell us about your next book?

Everywhere you turn, there’s a new climate crisis, so I’m writing a series, visiting different areas of the planet. Book Three, The Unbearable Melt, will release in the summer of 2025, and part of our magical crew is in the Arctic, witnessing the receding ice and impact that has on the wildlife, such as orcas being able to hunt the Arctic waters. The ice kept them away before.

Do you take notice of online reviews?

Ha! Yes. I read them all, despite my better judgement. Jilted by one, I turned that person’s name into an evil creature. It’s the little things. Generally speaking, the reviews have been wonderful, and many of them move me to tears. Happy tears for clarification.

Would you ever consider writing outside your current genre?

Oh yes! Before I went into eco-romantasy, I wrote a “how-to” guide for scars called Love Your Scar, based on my years working in a cancer ward, helping people recover after surgery. Besides that, I’ve written several nutritional courses and blogs, and a smaller guide to treating eczema naturally.

The Sorrow of Bees

The Sorrow of Bees

What did you do before (or still do) you became a writer?

I was a Natural Health practitioner for over thirty years. I use that in my writing, dropping tips and tricks that people can put into practice, such as arnica for bruising, or slippery elm for sore throats. I’ve listened to thousands of personal stories, and have a good grasp on the human experience.

Which author(s) inspire you?

The ones who keep going, who can’t stop writing. When I see someone with an extensive catalogue, I want to do that. I want to be that kind of author. I love books that stay with me, that alter my soul and make me move differently in the world. I can’t pick one, and they change as I grow.

Which genres do you read yourself?

It varies. For decades it was nutrition, and natural health, peppered with fantasy. Now, it’s mostly fantasy, although I’ll dip into different genres like mystery or not-too-horrible horror. If a friend recommends a book, I’ll read it, regardless of the genre.

What is your biggest motivator?

The environment, and especially the animals, the innocents who can’t fight the human destruction. I give them a voice and imagine what their lives are like.

What will always distract you?

Whatever book I’m reading! That or the forest.

How much (if any) say do you have in your book covers?

I work with an incredibly talented artist, Richard Ljoenes. I tell him the vibe I want to create, and I might need to make one or two tweaks, but his work leaves me breathless. I want the books to look mystical, as though they hold secrets, and he always delivers.

Were you a big reader as a child?

Consumate. Voracious. It’s been one of my favorite hobbies throughout life. I had a favorite tree for reading, and I’d climb to the top, often joined by a cat, and spend hours lost in a story.

What were your favourite childhood books?

The Story of Ferdinand by Munro Leaf. He’s a peaceful bull, wanting to sit quietly and smell the flowers, refusing to participate in the bullfights. Charlotte’s Web by E. B. White was another. I memorized part of it to present at a State Fair, accompanied by my stuffed-animal pig. When I was a little older, I fell into The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis, and my love for fantasy was born. My brother, three years older, also loved fantasy and magic, so I read books that were likely too old for me.

What books can you not resist buying?

I’m always curious about fantasy bestsellers. Why are they so popular? What did the author get right? Where will they take me? I also love true stories of inspiration, either people or places.

Do you have any rituals when writing?

Coffee! And when I get stuck, I either go for a walk or do squats until the block goes. Or my thighs give out.

How many books are in your own physical TBR pile?

It’s fairly manageable at the moment because I tear through them so fast. I’m on a current kick to support BlueSky authors, and I think I’m at around a dozen still to be read.

What is your current or latest read?

Right now I’m in the middle of Claire Legrand’s The Middlemist Trilogy. So good!

Any plans or projects in the near future you can tell us about?

My crew is going to Australia and New Zealand next. They’ll visit the bleaching of the Great Barrier Reef and explore the science of manuka honey. The seed capsules of the manuka tree open when exposed to heat and smoke, making it one of the first plants to regenerate after fire. I was a volunteer firefighter in Colorado for seven years, so I’ll incorporate that knowledge into the next book. Mostly, I’m excited to research all the dangerous critters that live there.

Any events in the near future?

I’m waiting for paperwork in my current country, and once that comes through, I’ll sign up for local events and book fairs, and knock on all the small booksellers’ doors.

and finally, what inspired you to write the genre you do?

I’ve written ‘science-speak’ for years, aiming to make it approachable. Using climate science in my world-building allows it to become tangible. I weave it into the plot, creating a backdrop that hums along as we’re reading about frisky mermaids and air-quality-expert gargoyles. I add plenty of facts and quirks of the different animals, such as Greenland sharks living to five hundred years, or that narwhals go through menopause. Queen bees suffer for their crowns, and I want people to feel their lives and reflect on the impact we humans have on the animals. I can’t wait to give a platypus a personality. I think I’ll make him a philosopher.

Q: The Winged Serpent (1982)

Q: The Winged Serpent

Q: The Winged Serpent

Day three of #Junesploitation and today it had to be a film that had David Carradine in it, again I could have gone with a couple of the obvious ones including Death Race 2000, but went with this one instead as it had Richard Roundtree in it as well.

The winged terror over New York turns out to be Quetzalcōātl as imagined by Victorian palaeontologists stopping by Jim Henson for some advice, it was terrible rather than terrifying.

Carradine had a small and disjointed role in this and never seemed comfortable or in a flow until he was all dressed in black with a gun in his hand.

This really wasn’t helped by an awful script that was totally unsure of where it wanted to go and was so stilted it felt like a school production.

Richard Roundtree got to play an asshole cop with a massive attitude and a story arc that was appropriate for the role.

The end section with the beast was very reminiscent of the King Kong Empire State ending though with the viewer having very little sympathy for the beast.

Got to say that I’m enjoying this ‘challenge’ as it’s letting me watch films I would never have thought to put on without it, tonight’s film is going to be ‘Bamboo Gods and Iron Men’ blacksploitation and kung fu all in one package!


Q: The Winged Serpent | October 29, 1982 (United States) 6
Director: Larry CohenWriter: Larry CohenSummary:

Five of Swords (4/5/25)

Five of Swords

Five of Swords

conflict, disagreements, competition, defeat, winning at all costs

Today’s tarot draw is the Five of Swords from Chris Riddell’s ‘The Cloud Tower Tarot’.

This talks about battles lost and how they still influence behaviour and thought, it talks about fighting the right battles, it talks about realising when to apologise, and it talks of acceptance when things are over.

This reinforces a couple of decisions I’ve made recently as I’ve been feeling I was in a losing battle to make anything of the multiple blogs and projects I had out there, trying to monetise them, and trying to work on them all to a regular timetable. It was just exhausting.

I’ve started to cut and streamline everything I’m doing to this blog and Ko-Fi and so far it’s working for me.

The other is very personal but it also is about lost battles and I think it had to have a line drawn under it which is easier said than done, but work is ongoing.

 

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